Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Stupid America!

Dear to whom it may or may not concern ...

While the major concern for millions of families around the world is what they will feed their children the next day, apparently this is the least of the worries Americans are experiencing these days. Their concerns at present are far greater and worthier than that!

Who's the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby? This is the question making millions of Americans sleepless at night! It is not saving children around the world from starvation, it is not fighting crime or HIV, and it's definitely not global warming. Who's ya daddy is what's concerning them and that's why Anna Nicole Smith is one of the most searched names on the net!

I personally wouldn't be surprised if none of the three dumb-asses will turn out to be the real fathers of the baby. Results of the DNA test will be publicized soon.

Oh Anna, may your soul rest in peace, for your only purpose in this life was apparently to highlight how stupid Americans are!

By the way, it wasn't really difficult putting a title to this post.

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